Trader Sam's Grog Grotto

Tucked away off the lobby of Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort, Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto is less of a lounge and more of a fully interactive tiki attraction. Inspired by the Jungle Cruise and packed with Disney Parks lore, this tiny, dimly lit hideaway is rigged with special effects that come alive depending on what you order. When someone buys a signature cocktail, the bartenders (or “Skippers”) trigger room-wide chaos—think thunderstorms, erupting volcanoes, and synchronized chanting.

Because the capacity is tiny and the hype is massive, the energy inside is always dialed up to eleven. You will likely be seated shoulder-to-shoulder with strangers, trying to shout over the theatrics. While they do serve a handful of solid Polynesian-inspired appetizers, you are really here for the elaborate, potent rum concoctions served in legendary souvenir tiki mugs.

This is the holy grail of Disney World lounges for theme park diehards and tiki enthusiasts. It is undeniably fun and brilliantly executed, but it’s entirely the wrong move if you want a quiet, relaxing drink. Skip it if you hate enclosed, loud spaces, but make it a priority if you want a cocktail experience you absolutely cannot get back home.